"And in between takes-at first I don’t notice-Viggo keeps pushing these penises, no, what do you call them? Phalluses? Freud’s desk had all of these little statutes and things, and some of them were phallus sculptures from different cultures around the world. And Viggo kept pushing them towards my end of the desk. I didn’t notice at first until I ( Read more... )

In case anyone wonders (or cares, really), beneath the cut is a picture of how I imagine Claimed!Viggo looks most of the time around the Eternal Idiots and Orlando. *g*

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I'm giving you this.  *g*  Enjoy, and feel free to offer up more prompts over hereTitle: Need ( Read more... )

idiosyncratic: see if i take you to see any more naked firemen
azewewish: i don't think they're going to actually be NAKED.
azewewish: if they are, we're definitely not making the movie.
idiosyncratic: hahaha!
azewewish: man, i'm just sayin'. if there are naked firemen, then, hellohi, break out the condoms, because i will be having LOTS of sex.
idiosyncratic: well, god yes.
idiosyncratic: nekkid viggo will have to wait
azewewish: ( Read more... )

All rated PG, all written in response to this post, all double drabbles. Enjoy!

Magical - original fic for hotcoal

Stalking - Jensen Ackles|Jared Padalecki|Karl Urban for litashields

Colors - Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean for wendyr

Drag Queen - Alan Rickman/Jason Isaacs for wendyr

Thirst - Casey/Zeke Faculty fic for honeyandvinegar

Fever - Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom for missbucklebury

Flurries - Karl ( Read more... )

Title: Unax
Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: PG
Summary: Viggo is paranoid. Sean is just confused.
Disclaimer: Never happened. 100% fictional.
Author's Notes: For cathybites on the occasion of her birthday. It's late, yes, but I do get there eventually! Brenda's the one who suggested this. *g*

( Perhaps Viggo has finally gone completely ( Read more... )

Title: Sex, Beers, And Videogames
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG13
Summary: Orlando's a little tipsy, and Viggo's a little exasperated.
Disclaimer: Nope, never happened. And if you think it did, I suggest you go look up the word "fiction" in the nearest dictionary.
Archive: Faded Ink, boysbeingboys all others ask ( Read more... )

Okay, so I can now own up to writing "Release" for this year's remix. I hope kiltsandlollies enjoyed it. :) Scroll down for my recs from this year's batch ( Read more... )

They're already posted in everyone's comments, but for those not following along that way, here are the ones I've written.  Will probably be writing more later, and, yes, I'm working on the requests from the other day.  :)

For airgiodslv: Puppyish (Lotrips -- Viggo/Orlando) PG

For trianne: What We Do (completely gen) PG

For sporkninja: Deserving (Lotrips, Billy/Dom sort ( Read more... )

Title:  Bittersweet ( Read more... )